99 Plastic Bands on the Wall...

Of course there is the “Plastic Ono Band”, but I also found the following bands, all with "Plastic" somewhere in their names. And I couldn't resist adding some snarky comments too.

1. Arthur Loves Plastic (Don't we all?)
2. Bigger Than Plastic
3. British Plastic (You say polythene and I say polyethylene...)
4. Deep on Plastic
5. Discount Plastic Surgery (Never, never a good idea)
6. Faith in Plastics (In God we Trust, all other pay with plastic)
7. Facing the Plastic (Is this a torture devised by Dick Cheney?)
8. Fantastic Plastic Machine (A six-stringed extruder? A resin dryer/bass drum combo?)
9. Frozen Plastic (Was "Glass Transition" already taken?)
10. Future in Plastics (What Mr. McGuire promised)
11. Heavy Plastic (Metal filled, I'm assuming)
12. Holly and Plastic
13. Kitchen and the Plastic Spoons
14. Liquid for Plastics (Nice to see reactive polymers aren't forgotten)
15. Little Plastic Pilots
16. Mars Plastic (If NASA is going to look for life on Mars, look for some plastic too!)
17. More Plastic
18. My Plastic Jon Benet Doll (Sick, really sick.)
19. P. Skunk Willy and the Plastic Crumb Toppings
20. Paper or Plastic (There should be a question mark,right?)
21. Perfect in Plastic
22. Pete Plastic
23. Plastic (Gee, how long did it take you to come up with that name?)
24. Plastic Angel
25. Plastic Art Foundation
26. Plastic Assault
27. Plastic Avengers
28. Plastic Babies
29. Plastic Bag (If a city bans plastic bags, does that apply to this band too?)
30. Plastic Bastard
    
31. Plastic Bertrand



32. Plastic Birds (Such as Pink Flamingos?)



33. Plastic Bob (Any relation to Pete? (#22 on this list))



34. Plastic Boy



35. Plastic Chord (Is it the lost one the Moody Blues were looking for)



36. Plastic City Play



37. Plastic Clock Radio



38. Plastic Cloud (What you get when there is an explosion by the hoppers)



39. Plastic Constellations (such as the Big Hopper and the Little Hopper)



40. Plastic Crimewave Sound (There's a lot of bands on this list that fit that description)



41. Plastic D'Amour



42. Plastic Dog



43. Plastic Eaters (Happily munching on all those new biodegradable plastics)



44. Plastic Fantastic



45. Plastic Fruit



46. Plastic Happiness



47. Plastic Heroes



48. Plastic Jesus (As with "Plastic", not much thought here)



49. Plastic Joe



50. Plastic Lite



51. Plastic Little



52. Plastic Love (The English version of "Plastic D'Amour")



53. Plastic Mastery (Something we should all be seeking)



54. Plastic Mode



55. Plastic Nebraska



56. Plastic Noise Experience



57. Plastic Operator



58. Plastic Orgasm People (Not Safe for the Work Place)



59. Plastic Palace Alice



60. Plastic Pals



61. Plastic Parachute



62. Plastic Park



63. Plastic Parts Band



64. Plastic Penny



65. Plastic People of the Universe (Seriously, these guys were/are still very good. And Powerful.)



66. Plastic Pioneers ("We've got Flory up front, Natta on lead, Carothers on bass, and you gotta see Staudinger on drums!")



67. Plastic Princess



68. Plastic Rose



69. Plastic Saints



70. Plastic Septet



71. Plastic Shapes



72. Plastic Soul Band



73. Plastic Sound



74. Plastic Soy Sauce ("Waiter, there's plastic in my soy sauce")



75. Plastic Submarine (Yellow, perhaps?)



76. Plastic Surgery (Again, so original)



77. Plastic Surprise



78. Plastic Theatre Art



79. Plastic Toys



80. Plastic Tree



81. Plastic Venus



82. Plastic Voice



83. Plastic Wooden Fruit ("Wood-Polymer Composite" is the correct term)



84. Plastic Zoo



85. Plastics (Please, put some thought into your band name!)
    
86. Plastics Hi-Fi



87. Pull's Plastic Playground



88. Red Plastic Bag



89. Red Plastic Buddha



90. Social Plastic



91. Static and Plastic Dust



92. Suddenly Plastic



93. Super Elastic Bubble Plastic



94. Susan Gilbert and Plastic Duck



95. Tracy and the Plastics



96. Vibralux Mercury Mad and the Plastic Bitches



97. Wicked Plastic



98. Yazz and the Plastic Population



99. Yolanda and the Plastic Family

I don't own a single album or song by any of these bands.