Friday, May 07, 2010

99 Plastic Bands on the Wall...

Of course there is the “Plastic Ono Band”, but I also found the following bands, all with "Plastic" somewhere in their names. And I couldn't resist adding some snarky comments too.
  1. Arthur Loves Plastic (Don't we all?)
  2. Bigger Than Plastic
  3. British Plastic (You say polythene and I say polyethylene...)
  4. Deep on Plastic
  5. Discount Plastic Surgery (Never, never a good idea)
  6. Faith in Plastics (In God we Trust, all other pay with plastic)
  7. Facing the Plastic (Is this a torture devised by Dick Cheney?)
  8. Fantastic Plastic Machine (A six-stringed extruder? A resin dryer/bass drum combo?)
  9. Frozen Plastic (Was "Glass Transition" already taken?)
  10. Future in Plastics (What Mr. McGuire promised)
  11. Heavy Plastic (Metal filled, I'm assuming)
  12. Holly and Plastic
  13. Kitchen and the Plastic Spoons
  14. Liquid for Plastics (Nice to see reactive polymers aren't forgotten)
  15. Little Plastic Pilots
  16. Mars Plastic (If NASA is going to look for life on Mars, look for some plastic too!)
  17. More Plastic
  18. My Plastic Jon Benet Doll (Sick, really sick.)
  19. P. Skunk Willy and the Plastic Crumb Toppings
  20. Paper or Plastic (There should be a question mark,right?)
  21. Perfect in Plastic
  22. Pete Plastic
  23. Plastic (Gee, how long did it take you to come up with that name?)
  24. Plastic Angel
  25. Plastic Art Foundation
  26. Plastic Assault
  27. Plastic Avengers
  28. Plastic Babies
  29. Plastic Bag (If a city bans plastic bags, does that apply to this band too?)
  30. Plastic Bastard
  31. Plastic Bertrand


  32. Plastic Birds (Such as Pink Flamingos?)


  33. Plastic Bob (Any relation to Pete? (#22 on this list))


  34. Plastic Boy


  35. Plastic Chord (Is it the lost one the Moody Blues were looking for)


  36. Plastic City Play


  37. Plastic Clock Radio


  38. Plastic Cloud (What you get when there is an explosion by the hoppers)


  39. Plastic Constellations (such as the Big Hopper and the Little Hopper)


  40. Plastic Crimewave Sound (There's a lot of bands on this list that fit that description)


  41. Plastic D'Amour


  42. Plastic Dog


  43. Plastic Eaters (Happily munching on all those new biodegradable plastics)


  44. Plastic Fantastic


  45. Plastic Fruit


  46. Plastic Happiness


  47. Plastic Heroes


  48. Plastic Jesus (As with "Plastic", not much thought here)


  49. Plastic Joe


  50. Plastic Lite


  51. Plastic Little


  52. Plastic Love (The English version of "Plastic D'Amour")


  53. Plastic Mastery (Something we should all be seeking)


  54. Plastic Mode


  55. Plastic Nebraska


  56. Plastic Noise Experience


  57. Plastic Operator


  58. Plastic Orgasm People (Not Safe for the Work Place)


  59. Plastic Palace Alice


  60. Plastic Pals


  61. Plastic Parachute


  62. Plastic Park


  63. Plastic Parts Band


  64. Plastic Penny


  65. Plastic People of the Universe (Seriously, these guys were/are still very good. And Powerful.)


  66. Plastic Pioneers ("We've got Flory up front, Natta on lead, Carothers on bass, and you gotta see Staudinger on drums!")


  67. Plastic Princess


  68. Plastic Rose


  69. Plastic Saints


  70. Plastic Septet


  71. Plastic Shapes


  72. Plastic Soul Band


  73. Plastic Sound


  74. Plastic Soy Sauce ("Waiter, there's plastic in my soy sauce")


  75. Plastic Submarine (Yellow, perhaps?)


  76. Plastic Surgery (Again, so original)


  77. Plastic Surprise


  78. Plastic Theatre Art


  79. Plastic Toys


  80. Plastic Tree


  81. Plastic Venus


  82. Plastic Voice


  83. Plastic Wooden Fruit ("Wood-Polymer Composite" is the correct term)


  84. Plastic Zoo


  85. Plastics (Please, put some thought into your band name!)
  86. Plastics Hi-Fi


  87. Pull's Plastic Playground


  88. Red Plastic Bag


  89. Red Plastic Buddha


  90. Social Plastic


  91. Static and Plastic Dust


  92. Suddenly Plastic


  93. Super Elastic Bubble Plastic


  94. Susan Gilbert and Plastic Duck


  95. Tracy and the Plastics


  96. Vibralux Mercury Mad and the Plastic Bitches


  97. Wicked Plastic


  98. Yazz and the Plastic Population


  99. Yolanda and the Plastic Family


I don't own a single album or song by any of these bands.

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