Wrong Kind of Nylon

The heading on the email seemed fabulous: "Offer Good Until 5/9- John, Complimentary Subscription to Nylon". Oh boy! A magazine all about polyamides, a subject that I blog about often enough.

Or maybe not. Here's what was in the email:

I certainly enjoy my wife's legs when she is wearing nylons, but I don't think I'll be subscribing.